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Great Gifts for Boys Age 8

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Wicked Uncle has some brilliant birthday presents for eight year old boys. Try the Air Shot or carry a flatpack football in your pocket.  We can gift wrap your presents and we have some nice cards which we can handwrite and send for you.

Silverlit Robot Pokibot

Pokibot - Mini Interactive Robot

Quirky 8cm droid moves, spins, dances & repeats what you say.

£16.95
Spy X Night Mission Goggles

Spy X - Night Mission Goggles

For night-time exploring and adventures - see in the dark.

£19.95
Air Shot Hovering Ball Shooting Game

Air Shot - Floating Target Game

Hit floating balls suspended in mid-air - awesome shooting game!

£19.95
Meccano Roadster Cabriolet 18202

Roadster Cabriolet - Meccano 5 Model Set

Build 5 different roadster cars - 174 piece set with real metal parts.

£16.99
Black Glow Art Neon Effect Drawing Board

Black Glow Art - Neon Effect Drawing Board

Create amazing glowing pictures that transform and change colour!

£25.95
4 in 1 Robot Kit

4 in 1 Robot Kit

Build robot models with multi-functional movements - mechanical fun!

£15.95
Retro Arcade Machine

Mini Retro Arcade Machine - 200 Multi-level Games

Portable games console, 2.8" colour screen & sound effects - classic!

£24.95
National Geographic Walkie Talkies

Walkie Talkies - National Geographic

Superb quality, lightweight walkie talkies with a range of 6km.

£39.95
Marvins Magic Wicked Pranks & Jokes

Wicked Pranks & Jokes - for the Prankster!

Outrageous belly laughs - 100 mischief-making jokes with props.

£17.95

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Thames and Kosmos Remote Control Machines - Custom Cars

Remote Control Machines - Custom Cars

Build 10 remote control cars from Hot Rod to Super Car, 260 piece set.

£59.00
Foooty - Create and play football

Foooty - Create your own football

Click, create & play - flat pack football that fits in your pocket!

£12.95
Illuminated Apparel LED Baseball Cap

Flashing LED Baseball Cap

Light ups or flashes in funky electric blue - the coolest of caps.

£12.95
Mini Hornit Boxed

Mini HORNIT - For Bikes & Scooters

Array of lights & 25 fun sound effects - UFO, motorbike, even a lion!

£19.95
Ukick

UKick - Tricks and Stunts to Master

Keep the UKick in the air for as long as you can - the new craze!

£8.00
Infinity Loop Flow Rings

Infinity Loop Flow Rings - Kinetic Marvel!

Flows & rolls along your arm like a metallic bubble - the new craze!

£5.95

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National Geographic 6 in 1 whistle

6 in 1 Whistle - Six different functions

Torch, compass, thermometer, magnifier, mirror & whistle...in one!

£6.95
World's Smallest Voice Changer

World's Smallest Voice Changer

Zany electronic 7cm megaphone changes into four different voices.

£9.95
12 in 1 solar hydraulic robot

12 in 1 Solar Hydraulic Construction Kit

Make 12 moving mechanical animals & machines, all solar powered.

£24.95
Cheatwell Games Sticky the Poo

Sticky the Poo - Splat!

Mould & throw this favourite phone icon, sticking to any flat surface.

£6.95
Jellyfish Tank Mood Light The Source

Jellyfish Tank - Colour Changing Mood Light

Amazingly lifelike jellyfish move around as the light changes colour.

£18.95
Atomic Power Popper - Foam Balls

Atomic Power Popper - Rapid Fire Foam Balls

Awesome rapid fire - shoots soft foam balls up to 20 feet.

£16.99
Motion Control Drone

Motion Control Drone - So Handy!

Control your drone with just your hand gestures - easy flying.

£29.95

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Football School - Where football rules the world

Football School - Where Football rules the World

Laugh-out-loud book full of trivia & fun facts on the beautiful game.

£8.99
Amazing Optical Illusions

Amazing Optical Illusions - Wow your Eyes!

Experience eye-boggling, brain-twisting extremes - truly incredible!

£9.99
Football Crazy Book Cover

Football Crazy - The Funny Side!

Full of freaky fouls, madcap managers, goalie gaffs & weird haircuts!

£9.99
United Odd Socks Kick It

Just Kick It - Six Odd Socks

Colourful footie themed odd socks - size 12-6, a winning combination!

£13.95
Professor Puzzle Volcano Puzzle

Volcano Puzzle - Wooden Brain Teaser!

Fantastic puzzle, brilliant in it's simplicity - baffle your friends!

£4.95
Hands Off

Hands Off - Protect your belongings!

Fun 6cm micro alarm flashes red & plays siren sound when moved.

£8.95
Choc on choc Chocolate Vegetables

Chocolate Vegetables - Fun way to get your five-a-day!

Handmade Belgian milk, dark & white chocolate - yummy veg!!

£8.95
Disco 360 Ice

Disco 360 Ice - LED Lightshow

Create a disco anywhere with this sound responsive LED lightshow.

£19.95
National Geographic Binoculars

Binoculars 6 x 21 - National Geographic

Top quality, robust set with 6x magnification - for the adventurer.

£25.95
Cheatwell Plop Trumps - It's the Business!

Plop Trumps - It's the Business!

Trumps with a difference - a perfect blend of science and yuck-factor.

£6.95
Extreme Waboba Ball

Extreme Waboba Ball - Bounces on Water

Mini 6cm ball that actually bounces on water - great fun!

£5.95
Magnetic Dartboard

Magnetic Dartboard

A 16" Dartboard and 6 magnetic darts - Game on!

£16.95
Treat Factory Creepy Crawly Challenge

Creepy Crawly Challenge - Dare You take a bite?

Spin the wheel & eat a gummy bug - six are yummy, three not so!

£8.95
Crazy Aarons Illusions - Super Scarab Putty

Super Scarab Putty - Colour shifting Illusion

Stretch, twist & tear it, even bounce it & watch the colour change.

£14.95
United Odd Socks The Mashers

Mashers - Six Odd Socks!

Six monster themed odd socks - the crazy, fun new trend!

£10.99

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Eat Sleep Doodle World Map Pillowcase

World Map Pillowcase - Doodle Your Own!

Doodle & colour in, then wash & start again - fun geography!

£15.95
Window Bird Feeder

Window Bird Feeder - One Way Mirror

Watch garden birds feed close-up with one-way mirror - natural fun.

£13.95
Colour Changing Flying UFO

Flying UFO - Colour Changing Remote Control

Miniature spaceship that lights up & changes colour as it hovers.

£14.95
Salt Water Engine Car Box

Salt Water Engine Car

Build your own engine car - powered by salt water drops!

£15.95
Slingball Clasic

SlingBall Catch Game - Launches up to 125 feet

Hook it, launch it and catch it - cool twist on the game of catch!

£21.00
National Geographic Compass

Compass - National Geographic

Compact, quality compass, with solid metal casing, for the adventurer.

£7.95

Instant Table Tennis - Retractable Net

Clever Table Tennis Set - play on virtually any table top.

£17.95
Box & Balls

Box & Balls - The Bouncing Challenge

Fantastic game of skill bouncing balls into the stylish wooden boxes.

£24.95
Rainbow Colours Harmonica Set

Harmonica Set - Learning Music made Easy!

Inspired set teaches you how to play this 4-hole harmonica easily.

£10.95
Street Waboba Ball

Street - Out of Control Mini Waboba Ball

Fun mini 6cm ball with with crazy spin & unpredictable bounce - cool.

£5.95
Roly the Laughing Dog

Roly the Laughing Dog - very infectious!

Comical plush dog that will literally roll around with laughter!

£17.95
Smart Games IQ Stars

IQ Stars - 120 Challenges

From Easy to Expert, can you fit all the stars in the grid? Genius.

£9.95
Cheatwell Fart Card Game

Fart - Explosive Card Game!

Tasteless card game that's hilarious entertainment, an Eggy Stinker!

£6.95
Robo Chameleon

Robo Chameleon - Silverlit Remote Control Pet

Zooms around, rolls his eyes & snaps up bugs with his long tongue!

£34.95
Scratch Map Deluxe Travel Edition

Scratch Map - For Intrepid Travellers

Scratch the foil layer to reveal a world of colour where you've been.

£15.95
Compose Yourself

Compose Yourself - Write Original Music

Compose music, then go online to hear it played by a real orchestra.

£15.95
Marvins Magic Quirkology Mind Games

Quirkology Mind Games - Bamboozle your Brain!

Truly baffling tricks, stunts & optical illusions - brain strain!

£19.95
Silverlit Kickabot

Kickabot - Robot 3 in 1 Game Set

Remote control 12cm robots play football - dribble, shoot & score.

£39.95
Socker Boppers

Socker Boppers - Inflatable Boxing Pillows

Soft pair of 25cm boppers - more fun than a pillow fight!

£10.95
Train My Dino

Train My Dino - Wild or Mild!

Run wild or train to follow you & do tricks - your own pet dinosaur!

£45.95
Brainstorm The Amazing Balancing Pteranodon

Amazing Balancing Pteranodon - Defy Gravity!

Looks impossible but easy to balance almost anywhere - magic!

£6.95
Stikbot Studio

StikBot Studio - Make an Animation Film!

Create, animate & share - poseable figures, tripod & free App.

£16.95
Blue Slappie Watch

Slappie Watch - Bermuda Blue

Fun, Funky and Stylish snap strap watch - one size fits all.

£17.99
Ultra Dash

Ultra Dash - It's a Race against Time!

Race to match the colour on your flashing baton with the targets.

£22.95
Football - BrainBox

Football - BrainBox

Fun memory game that tests your knowledge of the beautiful game.

£10.95
Klask

Klask - Magnetic Wooden Game of Skill

Award-winning, fast paced 2 player game - simple & exciting!

£40.00
Ultralight Airplanes - Build & Fly

Ultralight Airplanes - Build & Fly

Build and fly five experimental lightweight gliders.

£14.95
How to draw animals

How To Draw Animals - Made Easy!

Complete set with simple instructions to draw 28 different animals.

£16.95
Thumb Wars Game

Thumb War - Wrestling in the Ring!

Don your thumb mask for a bout - Let's get ready to Rumble!

£7.95
iBeani Tablet Holder Stars

Stars iBeani - Bean Bag Tablet Stand

View tablets & kindles at any angle on any surface - keep hands free!

£24.99
Motion Control Car - Hand Gesture Driving

Motion Control Car - Hand Gesture Driving

Control a light-up car & perform stunts, just by moving your hand!

£19.95
Suspend

Suspend

The hanging, balancing game needing steady hands - great fun.

£16.95
Alex Brands Builderz Zoob Bot 54 piece set

Build a Zoob Robot - 54 piece set

Design & make model robots that move, with eyes that light up!

£25.95
PaintGlow glow in the dark face & body paint

Glow in the Dark - Face & Body Paint Kit

Stand out from the night crowd - glow with pride!

£10.95
KAS Camo Netting

Camo Netting - Time to hide!

Authentic 2.2 metre military-style camoflage net with mesh backing.

£22.95
Mindware Jacob's Ladder

Jacob's Ladder - Fidget, fidget!

Fun & mesmerizing wooden fidget toy - sensory genius!

£6.95
Solar System Super 3D Puzzle

Solar System - Super 3D Puzzle

Mesmerising 150 piece jigsaw with 3D effect, out of this world!

£11.95
Green Board Games Imagidice

Imagidice - Hone your Imagination!

Roll the picture cubes & make up a story - imaginative fun!

£13.95
Incredible Height Chart - Brilliant Fun!

Incredible Height Chart - Brilliant Fun!

Measure yourself against iconic people, creatures & bizarre objects.

£10.95
Zoob Creepy Glow Creatures - 65 Piece set

Creepy Glow Creatures - 65 Piece Set

Design and make glow in the dark scary creatures!

£17.95
Catapult Pencil Packing

Catapult Pencil - Natural Wood

The original old-school version of the ultimate desktop weapon.

£5.95
LED Light Up Glasses

LED Light Up Glasses - Blue & Red Neon

Cool dude glasses light up & flash - really stand out from the crowd!

£12.95
Mini Erupting Volcano Mood Light

Mini Erupting Volcano - Mood Light

A desktop inferno of light and colour - mesmerising!

£18.95
Meccano Insects 16205

Insects - Meccano 3 Model Set

Build 3 different insect models - 72 piece set with real metal parts.

£9.95
EDUK8 Bounce 'n' Catch Discs

Bounce 'n' Catch Discs

Catch & return balls up to 20 metres or even use as a frisbee.

£19.95
Smart Games Temple Trap

Temple Trap - Logic Puzzle Game

Help the adventurer escape the deadly temple - 60 different challenges

£14.95
What's in the Box

What's in the Box? - Fun Family Game

Shake, listen and guess - ask 21 questions to work out what it is.

£12.95
Melissa and Doug Hangman

Hangman - Flip over wooden pieces

Portable set of the classic guessing game with erasable whiteboard.

£12.95
Neon Light Writer - Your Name in Lights!

Neon Light Writer - Your Name in Lights!

Make your own neon sign with glowing EL wire on card.

£14.95
Racing Zombies

Racing Zombies - Wind up & go!

Two zombies race to the ultimate goal, a tasty brain!

£6.99
Fifty Pranks to Freak your Friends

Fifty Pranks to Freak your Friends

Everything you need to be a semi-professional prankster.

£15.00
Sound FX Slinky

Slinky with Sound FX - Boing, Whoop, Splat!

Slinky with a twist, 10 fun sound effects as it flips & springs.

£12.95
Air Power Soccer Disk

Air Soccer Disk

Dynamic football action with a disc that hovers on a cushion of air.

£16.95
Canal Toys Slime Case

DIY Slime Case - With Insect Figures!

Complete kit to make your own slippery slime - squishy, yucky fun!

£17.95
Addict a Ball Maze 1

Addict a Ball - Can you do it?

'Just' get the ball to the end of the maze - very addictive!

£16.95
Illuminated Apparel Black Interactive Glow T-Shirt

Interactive Glow T-Shirt - Black age 7-8

Draw on the glow in the dark canvas panel with UV light - stand out!

£15.95
University Games 5 Second Rule Jr

5 Second Rule Jr. - No answer too silly!

Pick a card & name 3 things quickly - in under 5 seconds!

£14.95
Smart Games Asteroid Escape

Asteroid Escape - Logic Puzzle Game

Navigate your spaceship through 60 challenges from Easy to Expert.

£14.95
Sticky the Emoji

Sticky the Emoji - Splat!

Mould & throw this squishy emoji that sticks to any flat surface.

£6.95
Roald Dahl Brainbox

Brainbox - Roald Dahl Classics

Fun memory game with the Oompa-Loompas & other great characters.

£10.95
Slam Dice Cheat

Cheat - Slam Dice

Brilliant shake & slam game of truth, bluff & downright porkies!

£9.95
Illuminated Aqua Dragons Deluxe

Illuminated Aqua Dragons Deluxe

Deep Sea Habitat with prehistoric sea creatures to hatch & grow.

£24.95
Forensics Fingerprint Lab

Forensics Fingerprint Lab

Learn how Detectives identify suspects & record important clues.

£12.95
Brainbox - Predators

Brainbox - Predators

Fun memory game to test your knowledge of all things deadly - beware!

£10.95
Zombie Power Popper

Zombie Popper - Shoot his brains out!

Soft foam shooter - squeeze & his brain shoots over 20ft!

£8.99
Global Journey Pizza Air Disc

Pizza Airdisc Frisbee - Fast Food!

Easy throwing & amazing flight times - just don't eat it!

£9.99
Meccano 5 Motorcycles Model Set 17202

Motorcycles - Meccano 5 Model Set

Build 5 different motorcycles - 174 piece set with real metal parts.

£15.99
Bakedin Rainbow Cake Baking Kit

Rainbow Cake - Baking Kit

Bake a multi-layered magical cake full of colour - yummy fun!

£14.95
Melt & Make - Chocolate London

Chocolate London - Melt & Make

Fun activity with yummy chocolate - melt it, mould it, munch it!

£12.95
Kids Army Camouflage Vest

Woodland Army Camouflage Vest

Lightweight mesh vest with 9 pockets, adjustable-fit.

£17.95
About The Seashore, Rock Pools & Beaches

About The Seashore - Rock Pools & Beaches

Learn all about the seashore creatures with this informative kit.

£12.95
Crazy Aaron's Phantom Thinking Putty Foxfire

Phantom Thinking Putty - Glows in the Dark

Awesome glow in the dark putty complete with UV pen to write messages.

£14.95
Fifty Hilarious Jokes and Pranks

Fifty Hilarious Jokes and Pranks

Fiendishly clever practical jokes - does what it says on the tin!

£15.00
Funtime Security Spy Cam

Security Spy Cam - Protect your Room!

Realistic looking mini spy cam with motion sensor & voice alarm.

£14.95
Flights of Fancy Blackbird Call

Blackbird Call - Crafted Wooden Whistle

Imitate the authentic sound of a blackbird singing.

£7.95
Red Ferrari Pen

Red Ferrari Ballpoint Pen - Licensed to Thrill!

Sleek, stylish pen in that instantly recognisable gleaming red.

£24.95
Gromat Box

GroMat - Grow Vegetables the Easy Way

Just plant the pre-sown seed mat & vegetables grow - easy!

£8.95
Racing Maze

Racing Maze - Race against the Clock!

Racing challenge to test speed, nerves and skill, with sound effects.

£16.95
Smart Games Parking Puzzler

Parking Puzzler - 60 Fun Challenges

Park the cars - multi-level logic game from easy to expert.

£14.95
Green Board Games Catch a roo

Catch A Roo - Collect the most Kangaroos

Fun family card game, catch and snatch the Roos to win!

£8.95
The World - BrainBox

The World - BrainBox

Fabulous fast paced, fun family memory game.

£10.95
Spinmaster Hedbanz

Hedbanz - What am I?

Brilliantly entertaining game, be the first to guess what you are!

£13.99
Crazy Aaron's Tidal Wave Super Magnetic Thinking Putty

Super Magnetic Thinking Putty

Stretch it, twist it, bounce it or make it magnetic - very attractive!

£14.95
Piano Playing Planter Speaker

Piano Playing Plant Pot - Musical Leaves!

Play a real plant like a piano - tap the leaves to play the keys!

£21.95
Marvin's Magic Big Top Circus

Big Top Circus - Learn to Juggle & Entertain!

Learn to juggle, model balloons & perform with an acrobatic worm!

£18.00
FX 3 in 1 Transforming FPV Vehicle

FX 3 in 1 - Transforming Vehicle with Video Camera

Fly, Drive or Jump this awesome kit with First Person View.

£69.00
Flights of fancy Owl Hoot

Owl Hoot - Hand Crafted Wooden Whistle

Imitate the authentic Hoot of the Tawny Owl - eerie call to nature!

£7.95
Panic Lab Game

Panic Lab

Fun game for sharp eyes and fast thinkers - catch the amoebas.

£11.95
Space Brainbox Contents

Space Brainbox - Fun Memory Game

For budding astronauts, test your knowledge on all things Space.

£10.95
Smart Games Quadrillion

Quadrillion - IQ Logic Game

Snap the grids together & solve the puzzle - 60 solitaire challenges.

£21.95
Yogi Card Game

Yogi - Hilarious Game of Twisted Poses!

Draw a card, do what it says - Repeat until you're all twisted up!

£11.95
National Geographic Handheld Microscope

Handheld Microscope - National Geographic

Pocket sized, easy to use with 20x-40x zoom magnification & light.

£12.95
Sky Spinner Ultra LED

Sky Spinner - Ultra LED Trick Disc

Light up super disc for tricks, stunts & light show - awesome!

£15.95
Crawling Hand - It's Alive!

Crawling Hand - It's Alive!

Creepy hand that starts crawling when you make a loud noise - scary!

£24.95
The Off Bits Character Building Kit

The Off Bits - the art of spare parts

Create and build 3 awesome 'out of the box' models using spare parts!

£9.95
Flights of fancy Duck Call

Duck Call - Hand-crafted Wooden Whistle

Imitate the authentic sound of the Mallard Duck - quacking present!

£7.95
Medieval English Sword & Shield

Medieval English Sword & Shield

Authentic hand cut wooden sword & shield - engraved with three lions.

£14.95
Kids Army Junior Survival Kit

Junior Survival Pack - with Backpack

Brilliant 8 piece camouflage kit with backpack - for the adventurous.

£39.95
Thames and Kosmos Rubber Band Racers

Rubber Band Racers - Build 5 Models

Build a car, plane, boat or helicopter with rubber band power.

£15.95
Stikbot ZANIMATION Studio Pets

Stikbot ZANIMATION - Create a film!

Create animation films with figure & pet dog on your own backgrounds.

£24.95
Kersplatt

Kersplatt - Game of Modelling Mayhem!

Race to get home before your dough piece gets splattered - brilliant!

£16.95
Jabber On Game

Jabber On - Call 'em all Game

Give the Timer a spin, then name '8 types of cheese' - beat the clock!

£10.95
Space puzzle and poster

Space Puzzle & Poster

Colourful 200 piece space puzzle to learn about the planets.

£14.95
Space Explorer Room Projector

Space Explorer Room Projector

Projector with 24 colour NASA and Hubble Space Telescope photographs.

£15.95
Squishy T-Rex

Squishy T-Rex - Explore from the inside out!

Build a model T-Rex layer by layer from squishy organs to completion.

£22.00
Smart Games Penguins Pool Party

Penguins Pool Party - Fun 3D Logic Game

Fun multi-level logic game with 60 different icy challenges.

£14.95
Riddle Racker ANIMAL EDITION

Riddle Racker ANIMAL Edition - Card Game

Based on Animals, the Riddling Game that racks the Brain!

£10.00
OP One - Programmable Robot

OP One - 36cm Intelligent Robot

Robo-cop style robot performs with motorized arms & sound effects.

£79.00
'Q-BA-Maze 2.0 Starter Box - Cool Colours

Marble Q-BA-Maze - Clever 3 Cube System

Build fun marble run towers with unique interlocking cube system.

£21.95
Zoomy - Handheld digital microscope Lifestyle

Zoomy - Handheld Digital Microscope

Easy to use, 54x magnification on your PC, takes photos & videos.

£49.95
Luckies Wild World Scratch Map

Scratch Map Wild World - Animals

Scratch the map to reveal a hidden world of wildlife in colour.

£19.95
2 Player desktop arcade machine

Desktop Arcade - 2 Player Ready

Mini arcade, 200 games, 2.8" colour screen & sound effects - classic!

£29.95
Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty Mixed by me

Thinking Putty Kit - Mixed by Me!

Design your own putty colours - make it sparkle or glow in the dark!

£19.95
Professor Puzzle 4 Metal Puzzle Set

Metal Puzzle Set - Junior Brain Teaser!

Four challenging puzzles to solve - 'simply' separate the pieces.

£12.95
Riddle Racker FANTASY EDITION

Riddle Racker FANTASY edition - card game

Witches, wizards, dragons & more - solve the riddle about the lore!

£10.00
The Noodle Game

The Noodle Game - oodles of fun!

Race to collect as many noodles as you can - chopsticks at the ready!

£14.95
SpokeRimz - Alloys for bikes

SpokeRimz - Alloy effect for bikes

Make your bike wheels look like real alloy wheels - cool!

£6.95
Dr Eureka Game

Dr Eureka Game - Solve it First!

Fast-paced game putting balls in the correct order, without touching!

£21.95
Baffled Game

Baffled - Memory Game

Fun 2-4 player board game that needs the memory of an elephant!

£20.00
Party Headz Game

Party Headz - Hat Swapping Game!

Each silly hat has a different challenge from hoopla to ping pong!

£14.95
Build a Firing Catapult

Build a Firing Catapult - No Tools Required

Build your own authentic wooden firing catapult.

£16.95
Rubik's Solved Painted

Rubik's Cube Solved - 3D Motion Puzzle

Memerising 150 piece 3D puzzle 'solving' the Rubik's cube, with paint!

£10.95
Waboba Moon Ball Lifestyle

Waboba Moon Ball

Mini ball with a crazy unpredictable spin - bounces out of this world!

£5.95
James Chocolates Hopping Chocolate Frogs - with Popping Candy

Hopping Chocolate Frogs - with Popping Candy

Deep milk chocolate filled with popping candy pieces.

£4.95
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