Great Gifts for Girls Age 8

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Our innovative range of birthday toys and gifts for eight year old girls has a world map pillow case to colour in for the creative type as well as trendy odd socks for the style conscious. We have also included the Rainbow Cake set, which is basically just brilliant even if you are not eight, or a girl.

Paintglow Unicorn Glitter Face Paint Sticks

Unicorn Glitter Face Paint Sticks

Six mess-free coloured glitter sticks, easy to use - magical!

£12.95
Eat Sleep Doodle World Map Pillowcase

World Map Pillowcase - Doodle Your Own!

Doodle & colour in, then wash & start again - fun geography!

£15.95
Enchanting Unicorn Glow Thinking Putty

Enchanting Unicorn - Glow Thinking Putty

Stretch, twist, tear & bounce it, even glows in the dark, magical!

£10.95
Hide & Seek Rock Painting

Hide & Seek Rock Painting

Paint your masterpiece, then hide for others to find & enjoy.

£14.95
Ribbons Quartz Watch - Quick Change

Ribbons Quartz Watch - Quick Change

Colourful interchangeable ribbon straps to suit moods or outfits.

£17.95
Top Model Create your FANTASY Face

Create your FANTASY Face

Design exotic fantasy faces with stencils, stickers & face outlines.

£10.95
So Slime Case Neon

Slime DIY Case - Neon with Glitter

Complete kit to make your own shimmery Slime - squishy, yucky fun!

£17.95
bakedin Ginger Bread House Kit

Ginger Bread House Baking Kit

Bake an amazing festive gingerbread house - truly scrumptious!

£10.95
Make Tag Jewellery

Make Tag Jewellery - Make, Wear and Share!

Create 10 fabulous pieces of personalised, trendy jewellery.

£9.95

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Mini Hornit Boxed

Mini HORNIT - For Bikes & Scooters

Array of lights & 25 fun sound effects - UFO, motorbike, even a lion!

£19.95
Black Glow Art Neon Effect Drawing Board

Black Glow Art - Neon Effect Drawing Board

Create amazing glowing pictures that transform and change colour!

£25.95
Party Headz Game

Party Headz - Hat Swapping Game!

Each silly hat has a different challenge from hoopla to ping pong!

£14.95
PaintGlow glow in the dark face & body paint

Glow in the Dark - Face & Body Paint Kit

Stand out from the night crowd - glow with pride!

£10.95
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs

Bath Bombs - Unicorn Poo!

Fragrant, fizzy balls of colourful unicorn poo to plop in the bath!

£7.95
Unicorn Poo

UNICORN Poo - Rare, Magical & Sticky!

Mould & throw this mystical poo, sticking to any flat surface.

£6.95

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World's Smallest Voice Changer

World's Smallest Voice Changer

Zany electronic 7cm megaphone changes into four different voices.

£9.95
Ukick

UKick - Tricks and Stunts to Master

Keep the UKick in the air for as long as you can - the new craze!

£8.00
Hands Off

Hands Off - Protect your belongings!

Fun 6cm micro alarm flashes red & plays siren sound when moved.

£8.95
Choc on Choc Melt & Make - Chocolate Lollipop Animals

Chocolate Lollipop Animals - Melt & Make

Fun activity with yummy chocolate - melt it, mould it, munch it!

£12.95
Make Your Own Unicorn

Make Your Own Unicorn

Sculpt a magical sparkling unicorn from super bouncy dough.

£7.95
Smart Games IQ Puzzler Pro

IQ Puzzler Pro - 2D & 3D Brain Teaser

Over 100 multi-level challenges from easy to expert - brilliant fun.

£9.95
Green Board Games Imagidice

Imagidice - Hone your Imagination!

Roll the picture cubes & make up a story - imaginative fun!

£13.95

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Jellyfish Tank Mood Light The Source

Jellyfish Tank - Colour Changing Mood Light

Amazingly lifelike jellyfish move around as the light changes colour.

£18.95
How to draw animals

How To Draw Animals - Made Easy!

Complete set with simple instructions to draw 28 different animals.

£16.95
What's in the Box

What's in the Box? - Fun Family Game

Shake, listen and guess - ask 21 questions to work out what it is.

£12.95
Flamingo Manicure Cushion Lifestyle

Flamingo Nail Cushion - Manicures made easy

The perfect way to paint your nails - no more balancing pots!

£21.95
Amazing Optical Illusions

Amazing Optical Illusions - Wow your Eyes!

Experience eye-boggling, brain-twisting extremes - truly incredible!

£9.99
Perfume Laboratory - Invent a Scent

Perfume Lab - Invent a Scent

Design your very own special perfume to match your personality!

£13.95
Hinkler Delightful Designs Pencil Eraser Set

Delightful Designs Pencil & Eraser Set

Activity book with 20 funky pencils & character erasers, creative fun.

£12.95
Bakedin Rainbow Cake Baking Kit

Rainbow Cake - Baking Kit

Bake a multi-layered magical cake full of colour - yummy fun!

£16.95
Horse Keyring

Horse Keyring - Chrome Plated Metal

Beautiful equestrian themed four charm keyring for pony lovers.

£12.95
Nicky James City Purse

Sock Monkey City Bag

Pretty cross shoulder bag with cheeky monkey print - fun fashion!

£12.95
Compose Yourself

Compose Yourself - Write Original Music

Compose music, then go online to hear it played by a real orchestra.

£15.95

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Hairlights - Temporary Colour Highlights

Hairlights - Temporary Colour Highlights

Set of six vibrant colour hair chalks - hair flair!

£12.95
Jack in the box Little Fashionista

Little Fashionista - 6 in 1 Activity Set

Six creative projects from beads to flowers, dresses to diamante.

£21.00
Roly the Laughing Dog

Roly the Laughing Dog - very infectious!

Comical plush dog that will literally roll around with laughter!

£17.95
Unicorn Hoopla

Unicorn Hoopla - Ring that Horn!

Hoopla ring game with a magical twist - what unicorns would play!

£8.95
Felt Puppies Sewing Kit

Felt Puppies - Creative Sewing Kit

Make 3 different cute felt puppies, 10-14 cm long - woofly!

£10.95
Bananagrams

Bananagrams - The Word Game

Fast, fun-filled scrabble-styled word game that needs no board.

£15.95
Smart Games IQ Stars

IQ Stars - 120 Challenges

From Easy to Expert, can you fit all the stars in the grid? Genius.

£9.95
The Anywhere Light that company called if

The Anywhere Light - Strike a Pose!

Flexible light with bendy poseable legs to attach anywhere.

£9.95
Eraser Maker

Eraser Maker - Over 100 Cute Erasers

Make & decorate your own colourful erasers, even wear as bracelets!

£24.95
Fab Lab Festival Face Tattoos

Festival Face Tattoos

Create colourful face tattoos - easy to apply, and remove!

£14.95
Neon Light Writer - Your Name in Lights!

Neon Light Writer - Your Name in Lights!

Make your own neon sign with glowing EL wire on card.

£14.95
Eat Sleep Doodle Designer Accessory Bag

Doodle Designer Accessory Bag - Create your own!

Doodle & colour in, then wash & start again - creative fashion!

£15.95
Unicorn Mug

Unicorn Glitter Handle Mug

Perfect for those obsessed with unicorns, glitter and glitz.

£7.95
Yogi Card Game

Yogi - Hilarious Game of Twisted Poses!

Draw a card, do what it says - Repeat until you're all twisted up!

£11.95
Melissa and Doug Hangman

Hangman - Flip over wooden pieces

Portable set of the classic guessing game with erasable whiteboard.

£12.95
Marvins Magic Wicked Pranks & Jokes

Wicked Pranks & Jokes - for the Prankster!

Outrageous belly laughs - 100 mischief-making jokes with props.

£17.95
Extreme Waboba Ball

Extreme Waboba Ball - Bounces on Water

A mini ball that actually bounces on water - great fun.

£5.95
Illuminated Apparel LED Baseball Cap

Flashing LED Baseball Cap

Light ups or flashes in funky electric blue - the coolest of caps.

£12.95
Smart Lab Secret Message Lab - Girls Only!

Secret Message Lab - Girls Only!

Discover 25 fun ways to share secrets with friends - shush!

£22.95
Choc on choc Chocolate Vegetables

Chocolate Vegetables - Fun way to get your five-a-day!

Handmade Belgian milk, dark & white chocolate - yummy veg!!

£8.95
Riddle Racker ANIMAL EDITION

Riddle Racker ANIMAL Edition - Card Game

Based on Animals, the Riddling Game that racks the Brain!

£10.00
Sticky the Emoji

Sticky the Emoji - Splat!

Mould & throw this squishy emoji that sticks to any flat surface.

£6.95
University Games 5 Second Rule Jr

5 Second Rule Jr. - No answer too silly!

Pick a card & name 3 things quickly - in under 5 seconds!

£14.95
Suspend

Suspend

The hanging, balancing game needing steady hands - great fun.

£16.95
Silverlit Robot Pokibot

Pokibot - Mini Interactive Robot

Quirky 8cm droid moves, spins, dances & repeats what you say.

£16.95
Mizz Magic Tin - Secret Tricks & Illusions

Secret Tricks & Illusions - Mizz Magic Tin

A bewitching selection of easy to perform magic tricks for girls.

£15.00
Make Shamballa Fire Jewellery

Shamballa FIRE Jewellery - Make & Design

Create five pieces of fabulous fashion jewellery.

£10.95
Air Shot Hovering Ball Shooting Game

Air Shot - Floating Target Game

Hit floating balls suspended in mid-air - awesome shooting game!

£19.95
Cheatwell Games Sticky the Poo

Sticky the Poo - Splat!

Mould & throw this favourite phone icon, sticking to any flat surface.

£6.95
My Style Wire Craft Rings Kit

Wire Craft Rings Kit

Design and make 8 trendy fashion rings using wire and beads!

£9.99
Glitter Tattoos & Sparkly Nails mega Pack

Mega Pack - Glitter Tattoos & Sparkly Nails

Over 120 metallic tattoos & glitter varnish for nails - shimmer!

£24.99
Milly Green flamingo folding wash bag

Flamingo Hanging Wash Bag - Milly Green

Stylish cotton wash bag with hanger, perfect for travel & sleepovers.

£19.95
Movie Night In Set

Movie Night In Set

Two glitzy gold cups and a retro style popcorn tub - just add a film!

£12.95
My Pick n mix treat factory

Pick 'n' Mix - Treat Yourself

Mini sweet stand with tongs, paper bags & tasty treats - classic gem!

£14.95
EDUK8 Bounce 'n' Catch Discs

Bounce 'n' Catch Discs

Catch & return balls up to 20 metres or even use as a frisbee.

£19.95
Spinmaster Hedbanz

Hedbanz - What am I?

Brilliantly entertaining game, be the first to guess what you are!

£12.99
Ultra Dash

Ultra Dash - It's a Race against Time!

Race to match the colour on your flashing baton with the targets.

£22.95
Kersplatt

Kersplatt - Game of Modelling Mayhem!

Race to get home before your dough piece gets splattered - brilliant!

£15.95
Big Cheese Making Kit

Big Cheese Making Kit - Mozzarella & Ricotta

Make delicious fresh cheeses in your home....fast, simple & fun!

£23.95
Cheatwell Fart Card Game

Fart - Explosive Card Game!

Tasteless card game that's hilarious entertainment, an Eggy Stinker!

£6.95
Magic Wand Notebook

Magic Notebook - Wand Pencil

Fun hardback journal complete with a wand pencil - spooky!

£7.95
Cheatwell Plop Trumps - It's the Business!

Plop Trumps - It's the Business!

Trumps with a difference - a perfect blend of science and yuck-factor.

£6.95
Human Body Cube Book - Clever!

Human Body Cube Book - Clever!

Reveal fascinating facts and figures - keep turning to keep learning!

£8.95
Rainbow Colours Harmonica Set

Harmonica Set - Learning Music made Easy!

Inspired set teaches you how to play this 4-hole harmonica easily.

£10.95

Instant Table Tennis - Retractable Net

Clever Table Tennis Set - play on virtually any table top.

£17.95
Mindware Jacob's Ladder

Jacob's Ladder - Fidget, fidget!

Fun & mesmerizing wooden fidget toy - sensory genius!

£6.95
Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty Mixed by me

Thinking Putty Kit - Mixed by Me!

Design your own putty colours - make it sparkle or glow in the dark!

£19.95
National Geographic Walkie Talkies

Walkie Talkies - National Geographic

Superb quality, lightweight walkie talkies with a range of 6km.

£39.95
Baffled Game

Baffled - Memory Game

Fun 2-4 player board game that needs the memory of an elephant!

£20.00
Marvin's Magic Big Top Circus

Big Top Circus - Learn to Juggle & Entertain!

Learn to juggle, model balloons & perform with an acrobatic worm!

£18.00
Eat Sleep Doodle Butterfly Pencilcase

Butterfly Pencil Case - 10 Fabric Pens

Gorgeous butterflies to doodle & colour in, then wash and start again!

£14.95
Alex Brands Ultimate Beading Studio

The Ultimate Beading Studio - 4000 Beads!

Create bracelets, necklaces & rings with beads & accessories.

£21.95
Professor Puzzle Volcano Puzzle

Volcano Puzzle - Wooden Brain Teaser!

Fantastic puzzle, brilliant in it's simplicity - baffle your friends!

£4.95
Marvins Magic Quirkology Mind Games

Quirkology Mind Games - Bamboozle your Brain!

Truly baffling tricks, stunts & optical illusions - brain strain!

£19.95
Marvin's Magic Lights From Anywhere

Lights from Anywhere - Junior Edition

Make a light leap from hand to hand, come out of your ear & disappear!

£13.95
Neon Pink Slappie Watch

Slappie Slap Watch - Neon Pink

Fun, Funky and Stylish snap strap watch - one size fits all.

£21.99
Koh-i-noor Magic Multi-coloured Pencils

Magic Multi-coloured Pencils - Set of 13

Three colour shades in every single pencil lead - truly magic!

£19.95
Strawberry Patch - Luxury Bath Gift Box

Strawberry Patch - Luxury Bath Gift Box

Strawberry themed gift-wrapped set of five bath time luxuries.

£15.95
Crafty Kit Company Patchwork Owl Sewing Kit

Patchwork Owl - Creative Sewing Kit

Make an adorable little patchwork owl.

£10.95
Motion Control Drone

Motion Control Drone - So Handy!

Control your drone with just your hand gestures - easy flying.

£29.95
Illuminated Aqua Dragons Deluxe

Illuminated Aqua Dragons Deluxe

Deep Sea Habitat with prehistoric sea creatures to hatch & grow.

£24.95
Ready Steady Sculpt

Ready Steady Sculpt - Modelling Charades

Hilarious modelling game, can you guess what's been made?

£13.95
Slam Dice Cheat

Cheat - Slam Dice

Brilliant shake & slam game of truth, bluff & downright porkies!

£9.95
Incredible Height Chart - Brilliant Fun!

Incredible Height Chart - Brilliant Fun!

Measure yourself against iconic people, creatures & bizarre objects.

£10.95
Interplay Glitter Tattoos

Glitter Tattoos - 4 Cool Colours

Create your own brightly coloured glitter tattoos.

£12.95
Treat Factory Creepy Crawly Challenge

Creepy Crawly Challenge - Dare You take a bite?

Spin the wheel & eat a gummy bug - six are yummy, three not so!

£8.95
Box & Balls

Box & Balls - The Bouncing Challenge

Fantastic game of skill bouncing balls into the stylish wooden boxes.

£24.95
Mini Arcade Machine

Mini Arcade Machine - 240 Multi-level Games

Portable games console, 2.5" colour screen & sound effects - classic!

£24.95
Spy X Night Mission Goggles

Spy X - Night Mission Goggles

For night-time exploring and adventures - see in the dark.

£19.95
Stikbot Studio

StikBot Studio - Make an Animation Film!

Create, animate & share - poseable figures, tripod & free App.

£16.95
Unicorn Keyring

Unicorn Keyring - Chrome Plated Metal

Adorable weighted 5cm keyring or perfect for a school bag.

£12.95
National Geographic Binoculars

Binoculars 6 x 21 - National Geographic

Top quality, robust set with 6x magnification - for the adventurer.

£25.95
Woodland Owl Hardback Journal

Hardback Journal - Woodland Owl

Vibrant hardback notebook for all your jottings and doodles.

£5.95
Mini Teardrop Flower Pendant

Mini Teardrop Flower Pendant

A bouquet of real flowers set into a Sterling Silver Charm.

£24.95
Chiming Ball Necklace

Chiming Ball Necklace

Silver handmade ball that gently chimes when shaken.

£24.95
Kinetic Sand

Kinetic Sand 1kg - Falls in Slow Motion!

Easy-to-shape indoor sand molds into simple designs, with no mess.

£15.95
Union Jack Retro Spacehopper

Union Jack Space Hopper - Mega 24in

Patriotic hopping & bouncing with this version of the classic hopper!

£12.95
Crafty Kit Co Beanbag Frogs Sewing Kit

Beanbag Frogs - Creative Sewing Kit

Lovely kit to make two adorable cotton frogs - sew much fun!

£10.95
Colour Changing Flying UFO

Flying UFO - Colour Changing Remote Control

Miniature spaceship that lights up & changes colour as it hovers.

£14.95
Design & Make Dangly Charms

Make Dangly Charms - Six Fab Creations

Make dangly charms for key-rings, bags, phones or even clothing.

£9.95
Crafty Kit Company Pretty Flamingo Sewing Kit

Pretty Flamingo - Creative Sewing Kit

Make a trendy 20cm pink felt flamingo - creative fun.

£10.95
Forensics Fingerprint Lab

Forensics Fingerprint Lab

Learn how Detectives identify suspects & record important clues.

£12.95
Fifty Hilarious Jokes and Pranks

Fifty Hilarious Jokes and Pranks

Fiendishly clever practical jokes - does what it says on the tin!

£15.00
Sketchbook Camera City Purse

City Bag - Camera Print

Pretty cross body or shoulder bag with funky design - very stylish.

£12.95
Super Loop Bands - Design & Make

Super Loop Bands - Make Your Own

Make five bright & colourful silicone bracelets - easy and fun.

£7.95
About The Seashore, Rock Pools & Beaches

About The Seashore - Rock Pools & Beaches

Learn all about the seashore creatures with this informative kit.

£12.95
Cheatwell Games Pass the Pen

Pass the Pen - World's Fastest Drawing Game!

Draw quickly - the special pen tip retracts after only 10 seconds!

£21.95
Dr Eureka Game

Dr Eureka Game - Solve it First!

Fast-paced game putting balls in the correct order, without touching!

£20.00
Crazy Aaron's Tidal Wave Super Magnetic Thinking Putty

Super Magnetic Thinking Putty

Stretch it, twist it, bounce it or make it magnetic - very attractive!

£14.95
Green Board Games Qwirkle

Qwirkle - Tactical Tile Game

Mix, match and score to win - multi-award winning wooden game.

£22.95
Best Friends Style Lab

Style Lab - Complete Makeover Set

Hair chalks, glitter tattoos & nail art - fab fun styling activities.

£21.95
Giant Glitter Beach Ball

Glitter Beach Ball - Supersized Glamour!

Giant 65cm ball packed with free floating glitter - a party essential.

£14.95
Jabber On Game

Jabber On - Call 'em all Game

Give the Timer a spin, then name '8 types of cheese' - beat the clock!

£10.95
Sketchbook Monkey Saddlebag

Saddle Bag - Monkeys

Fun monkey print bag for cross-the-body or over the shoulder wear.

£20.00
Global Journey Doughnut Air Disc

Doughnut Airdisc Frisbee - Fast Food!

Easy throwing & amazing flight time - just don't eat it!

£9.99
The World - BrainBox

The World - BrainBox

Fabulous fast paced, fun family memory game.

£10.95
Zoomy - Handheld digital microscope Lifestyle

Zoomy - Handheld Digital Microscope

Easy to use, 54x magnification on your PC, takes photos & videos.

£49.95
Smart Games Temple Trap

Temple Trap - Logic Puzzle Game

Help the adventurer escape the deadly temple - 60 different challenges

£14.95
Green Board Games Catch a roo

Catch A Roo - Collect the most Kangaroos

Fun family card game, catch and snatch the Roos to win!

£8.95
National Geographic Metal Detector

Metal Detector - National Geographic

Easy to use, top quality set with adjustable height - treasure hunt!

£39.95
Piano Playing Planter Speaker

Piano Playing Plant Pot - Musical Leaves!

Play a real plant like a piano - tap the leaves to play the keys!

£21.95
Foooty - Create and play football

Foooty - Create your own football

Click, create & play - flat pack football that fits in your pocket!

£12.95
Lucky Seven Rings Necklace

Lucky Seven Rings Necklace

Exquisite Sterling Silver necklace with seven miniature rings.

£34.95
Smart Games Penguins Pool Party

Penguins Pool Party - Fun 3D Logic Game

Fun multi-level logic game with 60 different icy challenges.

£14.95
Sky Spinner Ultra LED

Sky Spinner - Ultra LED Trick Disc

Light up super disc for tricks, stunts & light show - awesome!

£15.95
Luckies Wild World Scratch Map

Scratch Map Wild World - Animals

Scratch the map to reveal a hidden world of wildlife in colour.

£19.95
Atomic Power Popper - Foam Balls

Atomic Power Popper - Rapid Fire Foam Balls

Awesome rapid fire - shoots soft foam balls up to 20 feet.

£16.99
What on Earth Wallbook timeline of Nature

What on Earth? Wallbook Timeline of Nature

Fully illustrated timeline with facts that folds out to 2 metres.

£12.99
Smart Games Quadrillion

Quadrillion - IQ Logic Game

Snap the grids together & solve the puzzle - 60 solitaire challenges.

£21.95
Stikbot ZANIMATION Studio Pets

Stikbot ZANIMATION - Create a film!

Create animation films with figure & pet dog on your own backgrounds.

£24.95
Adventurer's Lantern House of Marbles

Adventurer's Lantern - Super Bright

Powerful 9cm miniature lantern for illuminating your adventures.

£7.95
Global Journey Pizza Air Disc

Pizza Airdisc Frisbee - Fast Food!

Easy throwing & amazing flight times - just don't eat it!

£9.99
Meccano Insects 16205

Insects - Meccano 3 Model Set

Build 3 different insect models - 72 piece set with real metal parts.

£9.95
Smart Games Parking Puzzler

Parking Puzzler - 60 Fun Challenges

Park the cars - multi-level logic game from easy to expert.

£14.95
Vega 360 Telescope - Land & Sky

Vega 360 Telescope - Land & Sky

Lightweight aluminium telescope with tripod - 80x magnification.

£44.95
Crazy Aaron's Phantom Thinking Putty Foxfire

Phantom Thinking Putty - Glows in the Dark

Awesome glow in the dark putty complete with UV pen to write messages.

£14.95
Salt Water Engine Car Box

Salt Water Engine Car

Build your own engine car - powered by salt water drops!

£15.95
Cheatwell Technoballs - Hi-Tech Perpetual Motion

Technoballs - Hi-Tech Perpetual Motion

Awesome 10 metre marble run construction kit that loops the loop.

£24.95
'Q-BA-Maze 2.0 Starter Box - Cool Colours

Marble Q-BA-Maze - Clever 3 Cube System

Build fun marble run towers with unique interlocking cube system.

£21.95
Space Explorer Room Projector

Space Explorer Room Projector

Projector with 24 colour NASA and Hubble Space Telescope photographs.

£15.95
Professor Puzzle 4 Metal Puzzle Set

Metal Puzzle Set - Junior Brain Teaser!

Four challenging puzzles to solve - 'simply' separate the pieces.

£12.95
Thames and Kosmos Robotics Smart Machines

Robotics Smart Machines - 230 Piece Set

High tech set to build, program & control robots - Rule the world!

£99.00
OP One - Programmable Robot

OP One - 36cm Intelligent Robot

Robo-cop style robot performs with motorized arms & sound effects.

£79.00
Sticky Chameleon Game

Sticky Chameleons - speedy reaction game!

Race to catch your food with sticky tongues - incredible fun!

£14.95
Waboba Moon Ball Lifestyle

Waboba Moon Ball

Mini ball with a crazy unpredictable spin - bounces out of this world!

£5.95
James Chocolates Hopping Chocolate Frogs - with Popping Candy

Hopping Chocolate Frogs - with Popping Candy

Deep milk chocolate filled with popping candy pieces.

£4.95
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