The Wicked Uncle Blog

How to Amuse the Kids This Summer Holiday – Pt 1

It’s the Summer Holidays, and it’s actually sunny. Birds are chirping, butterflies are fluttering and peace and harmony reigns. And then the kids wake up…

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Ultra Dash – Fast paced action game

Have Fun – Race against Time itself

Everyone says kids aren’t running about enough. Ha! They will with this. We have been selling the Ultra Dash in huge numbers because it is really fun and everyone has to race around.

You get five target tags and the Tagger baton. You place the tags anywhere in the house or garden and start the timer. You then have to place the baton on the correct colour target. And it immediately starts to flash with the next colour – so off you shoot.

Once you have clicked on all five tags you have finished and can compare your time to the super speedy six year old. It is fun, it is energetic, it is highly competitive and you can be as imaginative as you like with how you lay out your course and place your tags.

Here it is in action on video – note the body throw over the sofa. Ultra Dash costs £22.95 and is available to ship today. We have Wicked Uncle Elves standing by.

Happy Dashing,

The Wicked Uncle Very Speedy Elf Team

And now for some witty jokes for your nephews / nieces::

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

My poor skills as an electrician often leave people shocked.

Today I brought a pizza with me on the bus. The driver said: “Hey this is not a restaurant here.” I said: “I know, that’s why I brought my own food.”