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Mar, 2018

Amuse the Children this Easter Holiday

So, let’s be honest. The children have a fortnight’s holiday from school looming. This is, on one level, a time for joyful family togetherness and creating memories you will always treasure. On another, it is a seemingly endless cycle of stopping them from bickering, dealing with complaints that they’re bored, and trying to remove felt tip pen marks from the furniture.

We have the perfect toys and games to keep them amused during the school holidays, whatever the weather. (more…)

Mar, 2018

Imagidice – What You Need For the Easter Holidays

Hone your imagination – create a story together, better than TV

Imagine for a moment that it is the Easter Holidays. The family is gathered around the TV for the latest Superhero blockbuster when suddenly there is a power cut. What to do? Send for the Imagidice and create a brilliant Superhero story of your own!

Imagidice is great – you get 12 dice, so 72 different faces each with an image. Choose any number of dice, roll them and make up a story. Or do one line each. Or give everyone 3 dice.

When you roll a Witch, a Cottage, a Small Boy and a Pie the story writes itself, But how do you cope with a Snake, a Castle, a Clock and a Brontosaurus? (Tell us – best story received by close of play gets a £20 WU Voucher!).

This is so good you need to buy one immediately and get one for a friend. Imagidice costs £12.95. and is guaranteed to make you cleverer.

Happy Imagining,

The Wicked Uncle Not Taking the Scarf Off Quite Yet Team

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Pps And now for the jokes:

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A) a gummy bear.

A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

Waitress: ‘Do you have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.


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