Toddlers can be an absolute nightmare. But with all the frustration comes those moments of absolute hilarity! If you’ve been tearing your hair out over your little devil lately, we’ve got 10 posts about toddlers to remind you that you’re not alone…
Our pick of the top 10 posts about toddlers:
1. When you leave your card details saved…
Toddler buys $400 couch on Amazon unbeknownst to mom https://t.co/flJ9tP92tr pic.twitter.com/5aPBqBl8DH
— CBS News (@CBSNews) July 2, 2019
2. A battle of wits with toddlers
I put my hands on my hips while I was talking to the toddler today.
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) July 1, 2019
Then she put her hands under her arms and flapping them up and down and making chicken noises.
So I started barking at her and now she’s crying. I win.
3. Living a double life as a super-villain!
My toddler: *wakes up in tears*
— Jazza (@JazzaStudios) June 28, 2019
Me: what's wrong??
Toddler: I had a bad dream :'(
Me: oh no! What happened in it?
Toddler: I was Thanos, and he scared me
Me:… *sympathy combined with trying not to lose it* 🤣
4. When they nearly know too much
5 yo daughter: Mommy, know how babies are borned!
— Pauline Yasuda (@PaulineYasuda) June 29, 2019
Me: Oh dear. How?
Daughter: Fairy dust.
Thank god…#momlife #toddlerlife
5. Post about the adorable obliviousness
My toddler is trying to put away her crayons in a box with no bottom
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2016
I’d help her, but she’s too happy
She thinks she has infinite crayons
6. A toddlers bizarre version of reality…
wife: Why are there chicken nuggets all over the front yard?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 23, 2019
me [whispers] Why are there chicken nuggets all over the front yard?
toddler [whispers] I planted chicken nugget trees
me: He planted chicken nugget trees
7. For the last time, shave it off!
Toddler 1: which one is your dad?
— John Cena (@SohnCena) June 24, 2019
Toddler 2: anyone with a beard.
Toddler 1: omg same!
8. We love them really…
We call them “toddlers” only because “tiny treacherous tumult tornados” wouldn’t look right on a cute outfit.
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) June 27, 2019
9. Always breaking the rules!
Whoops! This adorable toddler was caught without a license. pic.twitter.com/UsoYBhCJn7
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) June 30, 2019
10. Learning can be a confusing process!
Toddler: What’s that?
— Daddy’s Digest (@daddysdigest) June 30, 2019
Me: That’s a table.
Toddler: What’s that?
Me: That’s a chair.
Toddler: *pointing at himself* What’s that?
Me: That’s an existential crisis.
After reading our 10 posts about toddlers, you might be inspired to find some amazing ways to keep your toddlers entertained! Have a look at the vast variety of unusual gifts and toys we have to offer!
Or maybe visit our joke factory and tell them a few silly jokes!!
Or for a grip on reality and to check in with other parents, why not visit Mumsnet for a touch of reality / advise / laughter!!