Jokes for kids aged 11

Our expert humourologists have determined the most age appropriate jokes for 11 year olds. Studies reveal that compared to younger age groups, 11 year olds actually know quite a lot of stuff. This is reflected in the type of things they find funny. Here are some of the best jokes for these big-brained know-it-alls.

If you are an astronaut and you don't end every relationship with "I just need space" then you are wasting everyone's time.

Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink…
No thank you, said Vincent, I’ve got one ‘ere.

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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a lizard in the other. "Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy. "I'll kiss its butt and let it go"

A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought "That's not very mature".

Q. What does a nosy pepper do?

A. Gets jalapeño business.

I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

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"Doctor I keep stealing things" "Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

Q. Why do French people like to eat snails?

A. They can’t stand fast food.

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Q. What did the envelope say to the stamp?

A. Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?

Q. Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.

I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.