Jokes for kids aged 4

4 year olds enjoy telling jokes to their friends and often make up their own jokes. This can sometimes be a little baffling to grown ups. Rather than just pretending to laugh, why not teach them some of these jokes? They are fun, short and actually funny, which is handy because it is likely that you'll have to hear them A LOT.

Q. What is black and white and goes round and round?

A. A penguin in a tumble dryer.

Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A. A Carrot.

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Q. Who granted the fish a wish?

A. The fairy codmother.

Q. What do you call a fly without wings?

A. A walk.

Q. What do elves learn at school?

A. The elf-abet.

Q. What do you call a fairy that doesn’t like to shower?

A. Stinkerbell.

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Q. How do you make toast in the jungle?

A. Put it under a Grilla.

Q. What is a toad's favourite drink?

A. Croak-a-cola.

Q. What wobbles in the sky?

A. A Jelly-copter.

Q. What's a monster's favourite game?

A. Swallow the leader.

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Q. Where do fish keep their money?

A. In a river bank.

Q. What do penguins wear on their heads?

A. Ice caps.

Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A. Do-you-think-he-saurus.

Q. How do you start a teddy bear race?

A. Ready teddy go!