Jokes for kids aged 10

Our expert humourologists have determined the most age appropriate jokes for 10 year olds. We have studied their humour and concluded that bodily functions feature heavily, with a slightly more sophisticated appreciation of sarcasm than younger age groups.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?

A. A thesaurus.

Q. Why did Luke Skywalker always sleep with the light on?

A. He was afraid of the Darth.

Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie.

Q. What did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo?

A. “Alpaca my bags!”

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Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?

A. To stomp out forest fires.

Q. How do you make gold soup?

A. Put in 14 carrots.

Q. If you’re English in the kitchen and English in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

A. European.

Q. If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?

A. Meat.

Q. What gives you the power to walk through a wall?

A. A door.

Q. How to bears keep cool?

A. They use bear-conditioning.

Q. What happens when you wear a snow suit inside?

A. It melts all over the carpet.

Q. Why are fish so intelligent?

A. Because they’re always in schools.

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash.