Jokes for kids aged 8

The Wicked Uncle Humourologist Elves have determined the best jokes for 8 year olds. They conclude that sarcasm and silliness feature heavily, and that jokes about the Queen burping have a 100% success rate. Scientific stuff!

Q. What do you do if you see a spaceman?

A. Park your car, man.

Q. What do you call a man with a large flat fish on his head?

A. Ray!

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Plop Trumps - It's the Business!

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A man was taken to hospital after eating daffodil bulbs. Doctors say he’s recovering and he’ll be out in the Spring.

Q. Did you hear about the karate expert who joined the army?

A. The first time he saluted he almost killed himself.

Q. What do you call a man trapped in a paper bag?

A. Russell.

Q. What does the Queen do when she burps?

A. She issues a royal pardon.

gifts for 8 year old jokesters...

Fart - The Explosive Card Game!

Tasteless card game sure to appeal to anyone with that slapstick sense of humour - an Eggy Stinker!

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Q. How did the yeti feel when he had flu?

A. Abominable.

Q. Why did the opera singer go on a cruise?

A. She wanted to hit the high Cs.

Q. Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

A. They each got six months.

Q. What’s the difference between a fish and piano?

A. You can’t tuna fish.

gifts for 8 year old jokesters...

HORRIBLE HISTORIES - THE BOARD GAME

Race through history answering questions, a game full of foul facts and jokes, testing your knowledge of our gruesome past.

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Q. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A. A cat-has-trophy.

Q. What do you call an exploding monkey?

A. A Bab-boom.

Q. What happened when the owl lost her voice?

A. She didn’t give a hoot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?

A. Look for grey hares.

Q. How do you help an injured pig?

A. Call a hambulance.