Jokes for kids aged 3

3 year olds like to laugh and are beginning to understand what jokes are and how they work. Here are a selection of simple and easy to remember jokes which have been expertly selected to guarantee some giggles!

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A. Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Q. What is brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

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Q. What does a cow do for fun?

A. Goes to the mooo-vies.

Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A. A Wonkey.

Q. How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

A. They wave!

Q. What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?

A. Bananas are yellow.

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Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. Where does the queen keep her armies?

A. Up her sleevies.

Q. What do you call a train that sneezes?

A. Achoo-choo train.

Q. Why do giraffes have such long necks?

A. Because they have smelly feet.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A. A Woolly Jumper.

Q. What did the policeman say to his tummy?

A. You're under a vest!

Q. Why was six scared of seven?

A. Because seven eight nine.

Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A. Where you left him.

Q. Why are pirates called pirates?

A. Because they ARRRRRR.