Jokes for kids aged 6

The Wicked Uncle joke experts have extensively researched the humour of 6 year olds. They have concluded that they love knock knock jokes, and anything that is a little bit cheeky. Here are some of the best jokes for 6 year olds.

Q. What is yellow and dangerous?

A. Shark infested custard!

Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A. Ten (tickles).

Q. Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A. So they can fight knights.

Q. What’s red and invisible?

A. No tomatoes.

Q. Why has a giraffe got a long neck?

A. Because his feet stink.

Q. Why did the starfish blush?

A. Because the sea weed.

Q. What's a foot long and slippery?

A. A slipper.

Q. Why did the chef get sent to prison?

A. Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

Q. How do you organize a space party?

A. Planet early.

Knock, knock. -Who's there? 
Little old lady.
 -Little old lady who?
 I didn't know you could yodel!

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q. Why did the burglar take a shower?

A. He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q. Why was the Egyptian girl worried?

A. Because her daddy was a Mummy.

Q. Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?

A. At a jungle sale.

Q. What time should you go to the dentist?

A. Tooth hurty.