Jokes for kids aged 6

The Wicked Uncle joke experts have extensively researched the humour of 6 year olds. They have concluded that they love knock knock jokes, and anything that is a little bit cheeky. Here are some of the best jokes for 6 year olds.

Q. What is yellow and dangerous?

A. Shark infested custard!

Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A. Ten (tickles).

gifts for 6 year old jokesters...

Stinky Pig Game - Pass Him Quickly!

Brilliantly entertaining pass the parcel style game with a funny pig who hums and suddenly farts.

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£10.00

Q. Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A. So they can fight knights.

Q. What’s red and invisible?

A. No tomatoes.

Q. Why has a giraffe got a long neck?

A. Because his feet stink.

Q. Why did the starfish blush?

A. Because the sea weed.

gifts for 6 year old jokesters...

Pindaloo Ball Game - Get in the Loop!

Fun-filled ball game that's simple to learn and is the ultimate skill toy - the new craze!

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£9.95

Q. What's a foot long and slippery?

A. A slipper.

Q. Why did the chef get sent to prison?

A. Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

Q. How do you organize a space party?

A. Planet early.

Knock, knock. -Who's there? 
Little old lady.
 -Little old lady who?
 I didn't know you could yodel!

gifts for 6 year old jokesters...

QUIZZIE - SQUIRTS WATER IF YOU'RE WRONG!

Cheeky robot that plays games, asks questions and squirts water if you get an answer wrong.

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£16.95

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?

A. Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Q. Why did the burglar take a shower?

A. He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q. Where does Tarzan buy his clothes?

A. At a jungle sale.

Q. What time should you go to the dentist?

A. Tooth hurty.