What’s that on the floor? Neglected and barely read, it’s your nephew’s birthday card which you put no effort into. Do you always find yourself stuck for what to write in birthday cards? If so, you’re about to be in luck. We’re offering you a fast-track to becoming their favourite relative by revealing the best messages you could possibly write!
The best Birthday card messages:
1. To the coolest girl / boy around… Happy Birthday!
2. What do you get every birthday? Older!
3. What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common? They both need good batters.
4. You aren’t just 3 years old, you are 1095 days old!
5. 10 years of being a legend.
6. Happy Birthday. Hope it’s a blast!
7. We oldies have been around for a long time! We have seen so much in our lives however nothing compares to you! You make us really proud every, single day.
8. If your day is as special as you are then you’re definitely in for a big treat!
And for a few more…
9. Candles, presents, cakes and more, today it’s you that we adore!
10. Chocolate, sweets, and wrappers too – go and eat all the cake while Daddy’s on the loo!
11. Look, I know you just want to get to the present. I promise it’s an ipad. If you don’t want to look rude in front of your parents, laugh and pretend I said something really funny! Afterward, say thank you, and get unwrapping!
12. You know the drill: happy birthday, we’re really proud, lots of love. Now go and open that present!
13. Happy birthday! Thanks for being fun, cool, and my shortest best friend!
14. Believe it or not, but you’re now a whole year cooler than you were this time last year! With each passing moment, we accumulate experiences, memories, and skills that shape who we are. Well done you!
15. The thing I miss most about being your age is being small enough to steal cake without being seen!
16. Hope you have a sick day and if we get the time, how about we have a game of Fortnite? I haven’t played in weeks and need to brush up!
We’ve done our best and now it’s up to you. Go out there and write a card to remember! As a safety net, just make sure that present is really good – it might need to do the legwork for any embarrassment you end up making here.
If the present is in a big enough box, then you absolutely won’t need to worry! In fact, chances are, they won’t be paying attention to the card anyway! There’s not much you can do about that!
