This time it’s true. We got this one straight off the Daily Mail website (next to the article about immigrants eating our pets). Apparently Xmas is due to arrive on Dec 25th.
So assuming you do have not frozen to death in the blizzards, you are going to need Christmas Presents. Like this one which is so cool you could give it to any nephew or niece or even your boyfriend (possibly not a girlfriend present though…) :
The Fighting RC Helicopters are Radio Controlled and they fight. You fly them around the room and fire disabling laser beams at the bad guys in the other helicopter. Three hits and it falls out of the sky. Cool or what !
But at Wicked Uncle, we also remember the cuddlier side of life and the smaller people who are not yet up to piloting helicopter gunships. We have some fantastic wooden toys, like these colourfulmagnetic wooden blocks and some great jigsaws.
Or a smart wooden Mini Castle:
And stacks of educational, creative, artistic and cuddly objects from little Rufus Rabbit Rattles to Pandasand from Dino Teeth , like these:
to Scary Insect Collections like this.
So if you want a relaxed and different Xmas shopping experience, come to Wicked Uncle. We ship every day except Sunday so we aim to have your Xmas presents on the way asap.
Happy Xmas is on the Way Season,
The Wicked Uncle Elves
How does Santa begin a joke?
“This one will sleigh you….”
It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said “Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, Madame. They’re all dead”.