{"id":8922,"date":"2021-02-03T16:56:58","date_gmt":"2021-02-03T15:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/?p=8922"},"modified":"2026-03-10T14:10:25","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T13:10:25","slug":"hilarious-things-kids-have-said-about-chores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/hilarious-things-kids-have-said-about-chores\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Things Kids Have Said About Chores"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Getting children to help out around the house can sometimes be a challenge. But the funny things they say make it worth the effort! In need of a good laugh? You\u2019re going to love our list of the top ten most hilarious things kids have said about chores!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ready to chuckle in recognition? Here we go&#8230;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. Well, the kid has a point.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: The house is a disaster. We all need to clean.<br><br>8-year-old: Who&#39;s coming over?<br><br>Me: No one. We&#39;re cleaning for us.<br><br>8: But we already know we live like this.<\/p>&mdash; James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/XplodingUnicorn\/status\/1018155835573329921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 14, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. This child has a bright future in marketing.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarah_mac_witer\/status\/1352967684972015618?s=20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"605\" height=\"303\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Screen-Shot-2021-01-28-at-12.57.04-pm.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8978\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Screen-Shot-2021-01-28-at-12.57.04-pm.png 605w, https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/Screen-Shot-2021-01-28-at-12.57.04-pm-300x150.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. When you realise you&#8217;ve modelled some good behaviour&#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#39;what&#39;s tha man cleaning mummy?&#39; My three year old after seeing curling on bbc news&#8230;.very funny<\/p>&mdash; Dan Bowen \ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfae\ud83c\udff4\udb40\udc67\udb40\udc62\udb40\udc77\udb40\udc6c\udb40\udc73\udb40\udc7f(Him\/He) (@dan_bowen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dan_bowen\/status\/9278890378?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 18, 2010<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. When they think up funny names for common activities&#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Is it a sign of bad parenting that my 9 y\/o calls washing up &#39;sink cleaning?&#39;<\/p>&mdash; John Isles (@selsi_john) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/selsi_john\/status\/1290978580068007937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 5, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. When they don&#8217;t quite grasp the concept&#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;Im tidying up&quot; says our 2 y o mindee as she empties out the toy box. We have concluded she has tidying up a bit confused \ud83d\ude33<\/p>&mdash; BrentwoodChildminder (@brentwoodcm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brentwoodcm\/status\/875331536467480576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 15, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">6. Because sometimes a tidy room is worth a little bit of lost sleep&#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just called out to the 7-y-o that she had 5 minutes before it was time to get ready for bed.<br>\u2018Okay,\u2019 she shouted back. \u2018I\u2019m just tidying up.\u2019<br><br>SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY DAUGHTER AND I WANT HER BACK.<\/p>&mdash; Sam Humphreys (@sjheditor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sjheditor\/status\/1331678661645307907?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 25, 2020<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7. When they use their education against you&#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: Guess what time it is?<br><br>6-year-old: I don&#39;t have to guess. I can read the clock.<br><br>Me: It&#39;s time to clean your room.<br><br>6: No, it&#39;s 2:45.<\/p>&mdash; James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/XplodingUnicorn\/status\/801512915580944384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 23, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">8. 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