{"id":5927,"date":"2020-04-16T17:01:58","date_gmt":"2020-04-16T16:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/?p=5927"},"modified":"2025-07-21T11:21:30","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T10:21:30","slug":"13-hilarious-telltale-signs-you-have-a-tween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/13-hilarious-telltale-signs-you-have-a-tween\/","title":{"rendered":"13 Hilarious Telltale Signs You Have A Tween"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Parents of children aged 9 to 12 know that tweenhood brings some unique challenges. Your growing children are definitely not tiny babies anymore, but they\u2019re still <em>your <\/em>babies, right? Here\u2019s our ultimate list of the funniest 13 telltale signs you have a tween!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xT1Ra1pvO4g59KPaec\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ready to chuckle? Here we go&#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. They make you feel old&#8230; Very, very old&#8230;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/kimholcomb\/status\/968356370843099136?s=20\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. Your tween&#8217;s newfound passion for fashion makes you feel a little behind the times.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me to my 12yo &quot;By the way, I&#39;m chaperoning your school dance tomorrow night.&quot;<br><br>*gently lays out MC Hammer pants and starts quad stretches*<\/p>&mdash; One Classy Motha (@MothaKim) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MothaKim\/status\/672636439675453440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. You start to daydream about fresh new content for your tween to tune into on the iPad.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If some preteen YouTube star could create a Clean Your Room Challenge or even a Put Your Clothes In the Hamper Challenge that would be awesome.<\/p>&mdash; Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JessBWatson\/status\/1025366606808055808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 3, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. Your morning routine becomes more and more challenging.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">dad: &quot;come on, you guys are LATE!!!!&quot;<br>11yo: &quot;you should have started YELLING at us earlier!&quot;<\/p>&mdash; dadmissions (@Dadmissions) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dadmissions\/status\/748540933038350336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 30, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. You discover that your once impressive slang vocabulary no longer meets their high standards&#8230;<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My kids moved to another table at lunch when I called the waffle fries &quot;hashtags.&quot;<\/p>&mdash; Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HousewifeOfHell\/status\/389430220899377152?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 13, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">6. You start allowing them more freedom over their food choices, with varying results.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">9-year-old: I&#39;m ready for pizza.<br><br>Me: It&#39;s breakfast time.<br><br>9: I said what I said.<\/p>&mdash; James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/XplodingUnicorn\/status\/1184464926406070272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 16, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7. &#8230;And you might get a bit of sass if you can&#8217;t meet their demands!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: What do you want for breakfast?<br><br>9-year-old: Waffles, scrambled eggs, and bacon.<br><br>Me: Your choices are cereal or cereal.<br><br>9: Don&#39;t expect a tip.<\/p>&mdash; James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/XplodingUnicorn\/status\/1184093008721002499?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 15, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">8. You realise they know you all too well.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When my 10yo asks for something and I just give a huge sigh, she says \u201cYay!\u201d because she knows she\u2019s already won.<\/p>&mdash; SpacedMom (@copymama) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/copymama\/status\/1181922487635992576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 9, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">9. You no longer have to think up creative ways to embarrass them.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1136469671983616000?s=20\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">10. You loosen the reins and let them take on new responsibilities.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My 9yo just made a &quot;protein shake&quot; out of milk, cookies and ice cream. <br><br>I&#39;m making him my new nutritionist.<\/p>&mdash; Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FatherWithTwins\/status\/1053427930582343680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 19, 2018<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">11. They start asking the tough questions&#8211;and you start giving them the honest answers.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\nhttps:\/\/twitter.com\/mommajessiec\/status\/1030074985904328705?s=20\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">12. You notice that they are beginning to become more independent.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My 10 yr old has never met a stranger. Today at a hotel pool I couldn\u2019t find him and he was with an entirely different family making dinner plans.<\/p>&mdash; Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Parkerlawyer\/status\/1145490635492909056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 1, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">13. You come to terms with the fact that parenting doesn&#8217;t get any easier. Just different!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-twitter wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Just heard the mom of a newborn tell her crying baby \u201cit\u2019s ok, we\u2019re figuring it out&#8230; we\u2019re just on day 8\u201d and honestly I\u2019m on day 3,654 and I\u2019m still figuring it out.<\/p>&mdash; Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SnarkyMommy78\/status\/1103363155823079424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 6, 2019<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">In search of some cool toys and games for your tween? 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