{"id":4341,"date":"2019-10-01T10:59:42","date_gmt":"2019-10-01T09:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/?p=4341"},"modified":"2025-06-12T13:31:37","modified_gmt":"2025-06-12T12:31:37","slug":"if-youve-heard-30-35-of-these-things-youre-definitely-a-mum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wickeduncle.co.uk\/blog\/if-youve-heard-30-35-of-these-things-youre-definitely-a-mum\/","title":{"rendered":"If You’ve Heard 30\/35 Of These Things, You’re Definitely A Mum"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

What defines a mum? At Wicked Uncle, we know the hard work that goes into parenting – and most of it is putting up with hearing the same old stuff! Whether your child is 6 or 13, we’re sure you’ve heard at least 30 of these 35 (whines) phrases!<\/p>\n\n\n

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1. Are we there yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. *in response to absolutely everything*<\/strong> Why? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. What’s for dinner?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. I didn’t start it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. What’s for dessert?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. But I’m not tired yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. I didn’t get any homework…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. Mum, look! Mummy! Mum! (and so on…)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. But Dad said…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10. But Mum said…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. I’m hungry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

12. I want a cuddle.<\/p>\n\n\n

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13. Just one more game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14. I’ll be home before dinner!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15. But *insert friend’s name* <\/strong>is allowed to do it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

16. Can we get a dog?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

17. *at 8am on a cold Monday* <\/strong>I’m not feeling too well…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

18. I forgot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

19. Do I have to?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

20. I’ll clean it tomorrow. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

21. It’s not fair!<\/p>\n\n\n

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22. Are you listening?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

23. *after a distant clatter from upstairs*<\/strong> Muuuum…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

24. I’m leaving home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

25. I’m bored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

26. Can I play now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

27. I made a friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

28. Can you carry me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

29. But you promised!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

30. *30 minutes into a car journey* <\/strong>I need the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n

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31. How old are you mummy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

32. You just don’t get it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

33. *after going anywhere exciting*<\/strong> Can we go back?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

34. Where’s my t-shirt\/sock\/toothbrush\/toy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

35. *SUSPICIOUS SILENCE*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And if you need an answer to that last question, head over to our website<\/a> to check out the coolest toys around!<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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And now for a mum joke!<\/h5>\n\n\n\n

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My child threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought “That’s not very mature”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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