Wicked Uncle Christmas Advert: like John Lewis, but Wickedier

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People are sending out Xmas adverts – so we thought we better not get left out. Here is your personal copy of our advert, currently appearing everywhere on the London Underground, shortly in Manchester and tomorrow the world.

Here is the US version on the buses in Washington DC – useful for your American cousins.

It is all related to the major present giving opportunity coming up shortly. The grandmothers have already got this well in hand.

If you too would like to kick back as the festive season approaches, could we suggest you visit us at Wicked Uncle and get your shopping in early.

If you see one of our posters on your travels, don’t just walk past. Stop and take a selfie with it, and Tweet it to us. There will be prizes for the most creative, so grab some friends or passing strangers and get them to pose with you. BIG bonus points for managing a celebrity appearance, should Benedict Cumberbatch or any of the Spice Girls happen to be passing by.

Happy Shopping and Selfie-Taking,

The Wicked Uncle Winter is Coming Team

Ps Here are some witty jokes to tell your friends:

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Service generally uses water.

A guy is stopped on the road by traffic police. The police officer asks him to open his trunk – and sees 2 penguins sitting inside. The officer is shocked and says to the guy, “Sir, you’ve got to takes those two to the Zoo right away!” The guy agrees and leaves.

The next day – same place, same police officer – he is stopped again. The officer again asks him to open his trunk, and there are the two penguins sitting again, with swimming hats on their heads. The officer says, “I told you yesterday that you have to take them to the Zoo, didn’t I?!”

“I did take them to the Zoo. And today we’re going swimming.”

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