Ps Here is the the latest story from our friends at Storynory about our most famous new employee Uncle Christmas. The Great Christmas Race.
PPs And an entirely non-traditional joke because it made us laugh:
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole. “Wow…that looks deep.”
“Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.”
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait… no noise.
“That is REALLY deep… here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise.”
They pick up a couple of football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait… and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, “Hey…over here in the weeds, there’s a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT in,
it’s GOTTA make some noise.”
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it’s legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they’ve just seen…
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey… you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!
Nah, says the farmer, That couldn’t have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.
PPs Keep Believing in Uncle Christmas – he is on his way.