Wicked Christmas – Unleash your Inner Billionaire

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The Xmas Book you can give to Everyone – especially Ambitious Children

Do you want to dominate the world, be a billionaire and treat everyone appallingly, irrespective of Xmas cheer and goodwill ? Of course not. But if you want a really amusing read for Xmas, then you cannot do better than this hilarious Simpsons book. We couldn’t resist buying it. It makes a great tongue in cheek present for almost anyone and in true Simpsons style is great for children and very amusing for adults.

The book is stuffed with brilliant Monty Burns themed anecdotes and guides to living as one of the world’s most evil billionaires. Plus you get to learn the super secret Stonecutters’ handshake and how to live to be 190.

This is the finest Handbook of World Domination money can buy. And instead of charging thousands of dollars, it is a snip at £12.95, barely enough to buy a single golf ball or feed Smithers for a week.

Happy World Domination,

The Wicked Uncle Xmas is Coming Team

Ps Here is the the latest story from our friends at Storynory about our most famous new employee Uncle Christmas. The Great Christmas Race.

PPs And an entirely non-traditional joke because it made us laugh:

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep

hole. “Wow…that looks deep.”

“Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.”

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait… no noise.

“That is REALLY deep… here.. throw one of these great big rocks

down there. Those should make a noise.”

They pick up a couple of football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole

and wait… and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his

face and says, “Hey…over here in the weeds, there’s a

railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT in,

it’s GOTTA make some noise.”

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a

sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the

wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,

running as fast as it’s legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air

and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they’ve just seen…

Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

Hey… you two guys seen my sheep out here?

You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy

and just jumped into this hole!

Nah, says the farmer, That couldn’t have been MY sheep. My sheep was

chained to a railroad tie.

PPs Keep Believing in Uncle Christmas – he is on his way.

 

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