The Chimp That Talks

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 The Chimp that talks back to you 

Do you need a Chimp ? Do you need a Chatty Chimp who repeats everything you say – in any language ? Yes of course you do !

And so does every child in the world. So it is very handy that Wicked Uncle has just that very thing – theChatback Chimp.

Chatback Chimp is hugely popular. Switch him on and he will say hello. Then you can say anything at all and he will repeat it back to you in his happy little monkey voice. That might seem to lead to a limited conversation, but kids love him.

And he not only repeats back everything you say, repeats back everything you say, but you can talk to him in any language at all !

You can get this amazing conversational partner for only £17.95. If you order by 4pmtoday, we will ship him this afternoon and you have a very good chance of having a witty dinner companion by lunchtime on Saturday.

Total of our Happy Customers so far: 356, 287.

Happy Chatting,

The Wicked Uncle Bonding with our Chimp Cousins Team

Ps  And some monkey jokes for fun:

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!

Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
To a retailer!

A  woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘The driver just insulted me!’ The man says: ‘You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. 

“You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.”Well, did you see this?”
“Yes,” motioned the monkey.
“What happened?”
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. 

“They were drinking?” asked the officer.
“Yes,” nodded the Monkey.
“What else?” asked the officer.
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly. 

“They were smoking marijuana too?” said the officer.
“Yes,” nodded the Monkey.
“What else?” queried the officer.
The monkey motioned with his fingers…

“Making out ! They were doing that, too!?” asked the astounded officer.
“Yes,” nodded the monkey.
“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and ….. before they wrecked?”
“Yes,” the Monkey nodded.
“What were you doing during all this?” asked the Officer.
“Driving,” motioned the monkey.

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