Say Hello to my Little Friend…
Frosty the Snowman is due to visit. We know this to be true as eggs is eggs because the Daily Express has said so. Twice. And according to today’ s paper we are all going to die. Or something.
‘Screaming’ gales blast in as 12 INCHES of snow set to fall in Britain this week
For the more innocent pursuit of finding a hill and scooting down it, we have the inflatable Polar Bear Snow Boogie. Made out of real polar bears. Stylish, fast and ecofriendly just like the real thing. Not cuddly though and definitely kid sized.
Keeping to the polar theme, we have also got the incredibly popular Penguin Popper for indoor use or short range combat – think Han Solo facing Greedo across the table.
And if you are feeling hungry after all this, then you need the incredibly tasty Sea Salty Chocolate Penguins. Very polar.
Happy Snow is on the way Season,
A man was playing chess with his dog. A bystander watched in amazement.
Eventually he could not contain himself any further.
“I think your dog is amazing,” he said.
“He’s not so smart,” said the dog’s owner, “that move just cost him the game.”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
5. One to change the bulb and four to sing a song about how good the old bulb was.