Pps And now for the jokes:
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A) a gummy bear.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Waitress: ‘Do you have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’
I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.