Hide & Seek Rocks – Worldwide Craze


This Will Rock You

School’s out for Summer! So what next ? Obvious answer is Hide & Seek Rock Painting. This is a huge craze worldwide, You get some rocks, paint them to look like spiders or mice or crocodiles and hide them in the garden. Then your siblings and friends rush off to find them.

You get to run around outdoors, play hide and seek and you get culture. And there is something very satisfying about painting rocks to look like bees, Or owls or toads. And then seeing if someone else can find them.

What you get is six river rocks of the highest quality, 6 paints and 2 fine paintbrushes. And a 48 page booklet on cool things you can draw and games you can play. It costs £14.95 and is a guaranteed winner for the garden, the beach or the great outdoors. And if you are outdoors, you can get extra rocks free of charge.

Happy Rocking – around the Clock,

The Wicked Uncle Art Rocks Club

Ps And now for some artistic jokes:

What do you call someone hanging on a wall? Art.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Vincent van Gogh walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink…No thank you, said Vincent, I’ve got one ‘ere.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned.

“I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me” Michelangelo thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel “that would be rad”.

If it ain’t Baroque, then don’t fix it.

And finally, some instructions to help with your drawing – this week it’s owls:

  1. Draw 2 different sized circles.
  2. Draw the rest of the owl.



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