Free Beer for Beardies – Presents for Kids
As well as selling lots of cool gifts for kids (the well-behaved ones anyway), we see Wicked Uncle as a social service. Hence when we came across a really brilliant idea of Internet Real Ale / Real Live Beer of massively esoteric origins, we asked if we could get some free for our deserving newsletter readers.
There is of course no such thing as totally Free Beer, but we did negotiate a deal whereby if you buy 12, you only pay for 9, which just about equals 3 free beers. The way to get it is to click onto the Living Beer website where the deal is on. You need to enter this code wkdmntm . Warning : this beer is designed for serious beer drinkers only, drinking it may lead to beards, jerseys and large tummies. NB A case of beer makes a very adequate present for a deserving uncle.
Which should lead us on to the commercial message, so here it is. Please buy lots of stuff from us and give it to kids who will then break it and need more. Like this brilliant set of Walkie Talkie Goggles which any kid would love:
There has to be some kid in your life, who deserves an unexpected, totally spontaneous gift. This can get you a lot of street cred if you have missed a birthday (most of us) or are likely to do so soon (the rest of us unless female). With the Wicked Uncle gift finder you can buy a gift and have it on its way direct in less than a minute.
BTW if you have something really great that you would like to give to our readers (preferably free and must be fun), get in touch.
Happy Rainy Season,
The Wicked Uncle Rainy Season Team
PS And now a trouble shooting guide for beer drinkers – just in case:
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in.
FAULT: You’ve wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don’t remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.