September is upon us, and that means it’s back to school. Most children actually really like school, but they don’t want to let the grown ups know this, so they pretend to be sad about it. Actually they like spending time with their friends, and even learning a thing or two. Here is the Wicked Uncle Guide to going back to school in style.
Slappie watches are the ultimate style accessory; they’ll always be bang on time, and bang on trend. Buckles are so last year.
This fun and trendy pencil case is crammed full of excellent quality Top Model stationery. The three compartments include 18 coloured pencils, 18 felt tip pens, pair of scissors, ruler, dual pencil sharpener, rubber and glue stick, plus both jumbo and regular HB pencils.There’s everything you need and even includes the finishing touch of a mirror – almost too cool for school!
Dangly charms can funk up your school bag, keyring or pencil case, so you can stand out from the crowd. With six to make and a clear step-by-step guide, you have enough for your friends, too. Perfect!
This smart satchel backpack is the most wonderful bag for all budding artists to display their work. Plenty of room inside for pens and pencils, your budding artist will be the envy of their friends with this cute robot design.
If your children ride bikes and scooters to school, then they need a Mini Hornit in their lives. Durable and waterproof, it’s loaded with 25 fun sounds including a dixie horn, motorbike, UFO, police car, horse, magic spell, a lion’s roar and even an old-fashioned bike bell!
Wicked Uncle: Making School Cool Again.
And now a few school themed jokes.
What is a maths teacher’s favourite food?
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”