What do you get for Xmas for a teenager, your brother, your pesky 22 year old nephew, or niece or your very cool uncle ? The people impossible to buy for…..You need our Big Kidz clever ideas.
No. 1 idea – the Apple Mood Light. Looks like an Apple*. You turn it on by blowing on it ! Then it changes colour and your room looks really cool. Costs £21.95 for style.
No. 2 The Mini Arcade machine comes with 240 retro games including Space Invaders, has a 2.5″ screen and is irresistible to students. Price £24.95 for an authentic piece of retro student life and fun.
. 3 is the Mug Cake Gift Set. Brilliant present for anyone not very good at cooking. Add bit of butter and milk, put in mug. Stick in microwave and yummy scrumptious brownie pops out. A set of 3 packs of 3 each is £14.95.
No. 4 is The Sinister Mansion – Exit Game. An Escape Room game for 1-4 players working out how to escape before it’s too late. Perfect for the smarty pants in your life. £12.95
The Wicked Uncle Big Kidz Team
* Not a Steve Jobs / Paul McCartney Apple. More like an upmarket Garden of Eden one.
Ps This week’s jokes slightly more grown up and a Christmas classic:
My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face.
I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book…She laughed at me, and said
“Oh uncle you’re so old. Just use my phone.”So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
A pirate with an eye patch, a peg leg, and a hook walks into a bar.
The bartender notices him, and decides to ask about his injuries.
“So…” he starts off, “How’d you get that peg leg?”
“A shark bit off me leg.”
“And the hook?”
“An enemy pirate cut off me hand.”
The bartender gasps, fascinated by the pirate’s stories.
“What about the eyepatch?”
“A seagull pooped in me eye.”
“A seagull caused that? How?” The bartender questioned.
“Well, ’twas me first day with the hook…”