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Bedtime and Art – Winning Combination

Scenario: you are small person, you have just gone to bed, Normally this would be pretty dull, but you have the World Map Pillowcase – so you pull out your pens and start colouring it in. Within an hour or two you have the map of the world in beautiful technicolour along with blue elephants, orange whales/Wales and purple for the Australian desert.

The World Map Pillowcase is brilliant. It comes with one smart, upmarket pillowcase and a set of really good pens in bright colours. Once you have coloured it in, you have a great room decoration and then you can wash it all out and do it again.

It is lots of fun and is massively popular. We have sold more of these than almost anything else since we first got it. It costs £15.95 and is very classy. And teaches Geography !

Happy Artisting,

The Wicked Uncle Design Team

And now for the artistic jokes:

Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? A: With a bowl of “Surreal”

Q: What does a painter sing when he’s in Dire Straits? A: “Monet for Nothing”.

Q: What do you call a painting by a cat? A: A paw-trait.

Vincent van Gogh walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink. No thank -you, said Vincent, I’ve got one ‘ere.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. Two to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

If it ain’t Baroque, then don’t fix it.


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