Everyone likes to express themselves. With our latest, hugely popular Neon Effect Light Up Message Frame, you can do it in Neon. No need to speak to parents or siblings. Or the cat*. Tell them how you feel artistically in writing.
It is 23 cm square,and comes with three bright, vibrant neon pens in pink, green and orange. The frame can be hung on the wall or stands free, like you. It costs £15.95 and is a fun, unusual present. Which is what we do.
The Wicked Uncle Spring is Here Team
*Actually you might have to tell the cat.
Pps And now for the jokes:
What is small, red and whispers? A hoarse radish.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
“Waiter… Waiter… Do you have frog legs?”-“Yes Sir!”
“Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanut butter sandwich!”
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?” Me: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.”
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some negotiations, they settled on a figure of $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn’t dance a single step!”
“So?” asked the duck’s former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”