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WICKED UNCLE USA – OPEN FOR BUSINESS

WICKED UNCLE USA – Now in the Home of the Brave

Wicked Uncle is proud to announce the long awaited launch of our US company. We are now operating in the United States as www.wickeduncle.com based in Lanham, Maryland. 

Which is named Maryland after the French wife of King Charles I…..not the cookies.

We can therefore now deliver throughout the US Mainland, known locally as the Lower 48 States. We hope shortly to  work out how to deal with the grizzlies of Alaska and how to get to Hawaii. Which is 2,471 miles from the West Coast or about the same as London to Baghdad.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, we have a free $10 voucher* to use for a purchase for your little American cousins  It is available from today until midnight on 30th October, which coincidentally is the 98th anniversary of the day that Baseball league presidents called for the abolition of spitball

Your voucher code is USA1009.

Please do tell all your American friends about us, so our US site can be BIGGER, BETTER and even BIGLIER than we are.

Have a Very Nice Day,

The Wicked Uncle USA Forever Team

*We have put a minimum purchase of $20 on the voucher, which seems reasonable.

Ps We have been nominated for the Good Web Guide 2017 Awards for the People’s Choice. If you are feeling very kind, could you please vote for us by clicking here: Vote for Wicked Uncle.

Pps  And a couple of  American jokes:

My friend calls me up and asks if  I’m free tonight ?

And I reply, Of course I am American.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”   

I went into Bank of America to deposit a check and they asked me for ID. I said, “Are you telling me other people are trying to put money in my account and you’re telling them no?”

 

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