Are You Ready For This Jelly?

Posted on: June 28th, 2017 by Wicked Uncle No Comments

Jellyfish Are Cooler Than Goldfish

Some people keep goldfish in tanks as pets. (By tanks, we mean water receptacles, not military vehicles, in case of confusion.) The Wicked Uncle Elves have gone one better, and we bring you the Jellyfish Tank Mood Light.

It’s 24cm tall and contains not one but two jellyfish, which sway and move realistically around the tank and look really cool and interesting. It costs £18.95 and it is seriously brilliant. The Mood Light has LED lights in three stylish colours which make it relaxing to watch. Click here to see it in action. It would make an excellent addition to any child’s bedroom.

This is so much more stylish than a goldfish, plus you don’t have to clean it out or feed it, and it lives for ages, provided you change its batteries when it gets tired. Just turn off the main lights and be transported to a fantasy underwater world where nobody ever asks you to tidy your bedroom.

Jellyfish are strange transparent creatures who have managed to survive for centuries despite having no brains. Anyone who follows that nice Mr Trump on Twitter will know that it’s not just jellyfish which can do that.

Happy Jellyfishing,

The Wicked Uncle Sea Life Appreciation Team

PS A few sea-themed jokes:

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a politician?

One is a spineless and poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?

An algae-bra.

PPS Our friends at Storynory have a fantastic audio story all about a Golden Fish. So topical, we had to include it. Click here to have a listen, it sounds fishy.

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