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What kind of Wicked Uncle / Aunt are you?

Ever wondered how you rank in the Uncle and Aunty stakes? Answer the Wicked Uncle quiz below and see how well you rank. Are you totally useless and a dismal excuse of a relative? Or, perhaps you're an example to us all and perfection personified?  Breeze through our quick test, send to a mate and you'll be entered into a prize draw to win an iPod Touch.

Questions

1. How many times are you an Uncle or Aunt?
   

   0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10	Boys
   0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10	Girls

   
   
2. How cool do you rate yourself in the Uncle and Aunty stakes?
   

   	a. Not too good at all, I'm useless
   	b. Average I suppose, not really bothered
   	c. Better than average, I'm doing OK
   	d. I am without doubt the best Uncle/Aunty ever

   
   
3. Have you ever forgotten a niece's or nephew's birthday?
   

   	a. All the time
   	b. Twice
   	c. Once
   	d. Never

   
   
4. Would you take time off work to attend your niece's or nephew's birthday party?
   

   	a. No never, I am too busy for all that fluff
   	b. Perhaps but there would have to be something in it for me
   	c. Yes but thank goodness it's only once a year
   	d. Yes whenever needed, I jump into action

   
   
5. If you had just one day left on Planet Earth - which would you prefer?
   

   	a. A night on the sofa with a bottle of wine and a lover
   	b. A day with family, a night out on the town
   	c. 24 hrs spent being the perfect Uncle / Aunt

   
   
6. Have you ever / or would you ever take your little ones on holiday?
   

   	a. Never, they are expensive and irritating
   	b. I have taken them on holiday once and never again
   	c. Maybe, as long as there was a good crèche
   	d. Always, I'd love to spend my weeks in the sun with them

   
   
7. In all honesty - do you think they like you?
   

   	a. No, they hate me, I am an evil Uncle / Aunty
   	b. Not sure, and don't care
   	c. At times, when I buy nice presents
   	d. Yes they love me to bits

   
   
8. Do you ever pick them up from school?
   

   	a. Never, I don't even know what school they go to
   	b. Once in a while
   	c. All the time, I'm hands on in my Uncle / Aunty role

   
   
9. Do you let them get away with any shenanigans when you're looking after them?
   

   	a. I encourage them to be as disruptive as possible
   	b. I am pretty relaxed about what they do, good or bad
   	c. Sometimes, if I'm in a good mood
   	d. Never, I'm a disciplinarian and make them do homework when I look after the little angels

   
   
10. Do you see yourself being friends with them when they are older?
    

    	a. Not really, once they turn 16 - they're on their own
    	b. Only if they forgive me for being a bad uncle / Aunt
    	c. Hope so
    	d. Definitely, of course - I'm the modern day prodigy

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